Updated Tuesday August 26 , 2008

OK, OK, we admit it, you might learn things at this web site that will help you commit computer crime.

"...let me tell you what this all means. You're going to get busted, lose everything you own, not get out on bail, snitch on your enemies, get even more time than you expected and have to put up with a bunch of idiots in prison. Sounds fun? Keep hacking. -- Agent Steal (Justin Peterson) writing from federal prison, 1997

• Hacker General's warning: Committing computer crime may be hazardous to the criminal's health
• Videos and photos of the giant, violent horse Happy Hacker's own Carolyn Meinel recently sent off to work in law enforcement.
• Microsoft puts $5 million bounty on heads of virus writers
• New sentencing guidelines to boost computer crime prison stays
• Guide to Computer Crime Law 
• Searchable guide to US Federal Law (just search for "computer"
• Proposed International computer crime agreement
• Agent Steal's advice: what to do when you get busted 
• Where to get legal help 
• News about busted hackers 
• What about breaking into and destroying kiddie porn sites?
• What about committing computer crime for a good cause?
• The tale of woe of the Global Hell gang 
• It sucks to be me -- read emails from lusers who beg us to help them commit computer crime 
• News from Captain Zap -- the first man on the planet to get busted for computer crime 
• Learn how people put computer criminals behind bars 
• Pat St-Arnaud rants! 
• Genuine IRC transcript of Global Hell and Attrition d00dz behaving badly 
• Here's what the US Federal government does to bust computer criminals 
• Here's how white hat hackers fight Internet crime

CONFUCIUS SAYS: “CRACKER WHO GETS BUSTED DOING ONE OF THESE CRIMES, WILL SPEND LONG TIME IN JAILHOUSE SOUP.”

Still want to commit computer crime? Better get a lawyer... and health insurance that will cover you while behind bars (We don't think they'll write a policy for that, though).